Sunday, October 12, 2008

AOL Has Commited A Sin

Two sins actually

I only have AIM because I have friends who have AIM who I would like to keep in contact with.

Well, when I signed in today, I saw a browser pop up and immediately my eye was caught by "Country's Best Cheating Songs"

Here is the list as follows:

20: Shania Twain - Who's Bed Have Your Boots Been Under
19: Garth Brooks - The Thunder Rolls
18: Reba McEntire - Whoever's In New England
17: Kenny Rogers - Ruby Dont Take Your Love To Town
16: Gretchen Wilson - When I Think About Cheating
15: George Jones - The Window Up Above
14: Alan Jackson - Who's Cheating Who? (This should be Charlie McClain but I wont argue it this time)
13: Merle Haggard - Carolyn
12: Sara Evans - Cheating
11: Tracey Lawrence - Alibis
10: Randy Travis - Reasons I Cheat
9: Miranda Lambert - Kerosene
8: Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn - After The Fire Is Gone
7: Patty Loveless - Blame It On Your Heart
6: Porter Wagoner - The Cold Hard Facts Of Life
5: Sugarland - Stay
4: Gary Stewart -She's Acting Single
3: Reba McEntire and Linda Davis - Does He Love You
2: Hank Williams - Your Cheating Heart
1: Carrie Underwood - Before He Cheats

The first sin is probably rather obvious. Carrie Underwood is #1 and Hank Williams is #2. HOW the heck does that happen!? You NEVER put ANYONE above Hank Williams, especially not CU. And as far as Greatest Country Cheating songs go, I'm sorry but Your Cheating Heart beats Before He Cheats. Most of the songs on this entire LIST beat Before He Cheats. I like Carrie, I will admit to you that. But I dont think she deserves to get number one on everything just because she is America's darling little American Idol!!!! Hank beats Carrie.

So lets redo this list by taking Carrie completely off. Now we are down to 19, but we need another song to make this list complete!

Heres where the second sin sets in. There is no Dolly on this list.

Dolly is one of the greatest songwriters and singers in country music. There are SO MANY songs that could be put on this list! Jolene would probably be the one I would have chosen. But still. Dolly has written so many songs, and a good portion of them are cheating songs. ANY one of them would have fit.

I'm sorry, but it is not fitting to have this kind of a list without Dolly.

I agree with most of the list. There are other songs I would rather be put in this... but for the most part the list is okay. But I consider it horrible to have this list and A: Put Carrie Underwood before HANK WILLIAMS and B: Not have Dolly.

And what about Loretta? Theres a ton of songs they could have put there too!

Boys and Girls, replace Stay with your favorite Loretta Cheating Song, take away Before He Cheats, move Hank to #1, and add your favorite Dolly song where ever you would like, and you have a good list.

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